Archive for April, 2010

Loyalty Schmoyalty

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

We are fortunate here at Quietroom to have an on-site cafe. It’s on the third floor, one floor down from us. It’s a great place for an informal meeting, or an intense chat that might be better held outside of our office and might have a better outcome if accompanied by a sticky bun.

They also do great falafel. That’s not all they do, but in my opinion it is the best they do. I eat it more times a week than I should admit to. There, my secret is out. It is all I can do to tear myself away just occasionally to one of the (let’s face it, equally wonderful) food options available in this part of London.

Today, the man at the cafe gave me a loyalty card. One of those ones where they tick off your visits and you get the tenth meal free. I’m not quite sure what the rules are – can I have nine pastries and then order everything on the menu for my free tenth meal? I don’t know, and I’m not going to find out. Because I’m going to have nine falafels, then a tenth falafel for free.

The thing is, they don’t need to give me a loyalty card. I’m going back anyway. I’m fully prepared to pay for my tenth falafel. They had me at hello. But it’s good that they’ve done it. They’re rewarding me, their regular (most regular?) customer. They’re deepening and renewing our relationship. They’re showing they appreciate me.

I’ve also told everyone else in the office about my new loyalty card. Obviously, they are really thrilled for me. Maybe they’ll go to the cafe a bit more than they do. They’d better not eat all the falafel.

Great Debate – The Sequel

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

A week ago we idly wondered if the televised leadership debates could make much difference to public opinion. Now we know they can.

The polls have the Liberals and Conservatives vying for first place, with Labour flailing in third place and without a clear strategy to pull back. It might be difficult for Brown to agree with and attack Clegg at the same time, but no doubt he’ll find a way. With two debates to go, there’s still everything to play for. Remember how Susan Boyle took the world by storm via YouTube? And then she lost.

Brown has been bitten by his own sound-bite – “I agree with Nick.” Ladbrokes are offering 2-1 for either Cameron or Brown to use the phrase “I agree with Nick” in this week’s debate. Gordon Brown has proved he’s not Derren Brown. His hypnotic embedded command (an NLP technique) “Nick supports me,” failed to put Clegg in a trance or the mood for romance.  Instead, he pulled an “ew…” face and has since called Brown “desperate.” Ouch.

Perhaps the most impressive thing the debate (and Facebook) has done is to get more young people aged 18-24 interested in voting. Not as easy as the phone voting they’ve been trained in, but 120,000 registration forms were downloaded in the four days after the debate – half as many as in the entire preceding month. If that translates into people in polling stations, it would say quite something about the power of the debates.

So how did this happen? Was it all down to style, with substance being disregarded?

We Quietroomers spend our days analysing people’s language and style. What are some of the techniques we spotted? And what do we think could push up the scores on the doors?

Clegg immediately used language to create distance between him, Brown and Cameron. In his opening speech he said, “These two…” which created distance and showed dislike. Clegg continued using this linguistic tactic by repeatedly using their full names: “I don’t know whether Gordon Brown and David Cameron will take up this invitation,” and often speaking about them, not to them.

Gordon noticeably used both men’s first names throughout the debate. He did it to diminish Cameron: “I don’t think David will support us on that.” But in Clegg’s case, it was always to create the impression of closeness: “I agree with Nick.” This backfired, which shows that when a technique isn’t used authentically, no-one believes it.

The name calling didn’t stop there. Each of the leaders used the first names of audience members asking questions. Cameron started it, signalling that he was being personal. Clegg went one better. He used the person’s name, played back to them what they’d said, and then agreed with them: “Gerard, you talked about a fair, workable immigration system. That’s exactly what I want.” He was signalling ‘I’m on your side.’

Clegg used this technique often, though not always accurately: “Jacqueline, you asked what can be done to stop burglary happening over and over and over and over again.” No she didn’t. Jacqueline’s question was about making the UK a safer place to live and work. But Clegg reframed what she said so that he could make a different point.

Cameron was the first to use storytelling: “I was in Plymouth recently, and a 40-year-old black man made the point to me…” Perhaps this literally was storytelling; Cameron said the man had been in the Royal Navy for 30 years, which made him ten when he joined…  After that, the stories came thick and fast. One of Clegg’s felt overegged with technique: “I met a young man…. His flat had been burgled five times, and one of them, would you believe it, Jacqueline, was when he was away at his father’s funeral.”

Brown opened the door to self disclosure: “When I was young my father ran a youth club with my brother…”. Cameron wasn’t to be outdone: “My mother was a magistrate.” Brown came back: “I’d been brought up to believe by my parents…”

A few word-counts. The most popular verb of the debate was “think,” used 134 times, with “know” only used 34 times.  Wouldn’t we prefer our leaders to know more? The more positive “can” (thank you, Obama) was used 116 times, with the negative “can’t” only uttered 20 times.

The scores for the most-used nouns show what politicians think our priorities might be: people (107) country (62) money (56) economy (36). “Sorry,” something we might want to hear from our leaders, was said six times, but three times it was because Cameron and Clegg couldn’t see the audience member they were speaking to.

Ding ding. Round two. What techniques will change in the second debate?

Clegg looked down the camera to speak to the audience at home. Will the others now copy this style? And will Clegg master finishing a sentence to camera without weakening his message by looking down on his final words?

Cameron avoided eye contact with Brown when Brown was addressing him directly. He’d be stronger if he looked and listened.

Brown’s attacking, interrupting style might disappear, if he can control himself. And after his fluffed attempt at wit – thanking Cameron for funding his smiling face on posters – maybe he’ll follow his own advice and go for substance.

Our favourite moment last time was the very end, after the handshakes. Brown jumped off the stage and heartily pumped the hands of every audience member in the front row.  Cameron held Clegg back on stage for a moment, before they both reconsidered and dived into the audience.

Illuminating moments. Let’s see what they come up with tonight.

The Great Debate

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

“Britain’s Got Talent”

Finally it’s here.  After 50 years, the live televised debate has rippled to us from across the pond.  We might still be waiting, had it not been for such narrow margins between Labour and the Conservatives.  Can debates influence our votes?  In Australia, they reckon debates are responsible for a 1-2% swing.  But they have compulsory voting, so our British swingometer might look quite different.

Tonight, Brown, Cameron and Clegg will take to the stage to sing for their political supper.  There’s everything to play for.  The audience – and estimates say there will be 12 million of us – finally get to use all the pointers we’ve picked up from countless reality and talent shows, and apply them to the potential boss of Britain.

It might be difficult for the boys to truly strut their stuff.  There are 76 rules controlling the show.

The audience will be allowed to clap at the beginning and the end, but otherwise silence will rule.  Strictly no heckling.  Shots showing audience reactions will be limited.  Laughter might be harder to stifle – and there will no doubt be some rehearsed wit from our leaders.  It worked for Reagan.  We’ll see what our guys come up with.  At the start, the leaders get to make a one-minute statement.  Questions, which the leaders won’t have seen, must be relevant to all three parties, so we can’t expect anything dirt-diggingly personal.  At the end, they get to make a closing statement.  And then they’ll shake hands.  It’s in the rules.

Our leaders have been asked how they are feeling about their “auditions”.  Perhaps disappointingly, unlike most talent shows, not one of them have said, “I know I’ve got the X factor.  I’ll give 110% if the viewers vote for me.”  But they’ve all said they’re looking forward to the debates. Hmm… Really?

If we do tune in, what do we think we’ll be watching out for to help us make our voting decision, or to confirm what we’ve already decided?  Policy or personality?  Psychology suggests that we think we make decisions rationally, but actually we make them emotionally.  From our gut animal instincts.  Many think that politics is won on personality.  Perhaps that explains why, when so much of what we see tonight will be rehearsed, we’ll be watching intently for any glimpse of spontaneity where authentic personality can actually come through.

We’ll look out for the rehearsed body language.  Cameron has enrolled Obama’s body language advisor, Anita Dunn, to help him. To ‘project stability’ Dunn has told Cameron to stand centre-on to his podium, and hold both sides of it when he makes a point.  To make him seem calm and centred, the advice is to have a ‘forward-looking gaze’ and not let his eyes dart around in a ‘shifty’ way.  Dunn got Obama to concentrate intently and furrow his brow when a question was being asked, and then relax into a smile as he answered.  We’ll see if Cameron or any of the others adopt a similar technique.  But the advisors don’t always get it right. McCain was told not to give Obama eye contact in case he gave away his total disdain for him.  Instead he just came across as odd.  We’ll watch out for how the leaders physically react to each other, all in a bid to gain the highest status in our eyes.

We’ll look out for our leaders’ tells, the things that would give them away in a game of poker.  According to Dr Collett, who you may have seen on Big Brother, they all do different things when put under pressure.  Cameron licks his lips, Clegg pulls up his upper lip, making a U-shape with his mouth, and Brown’s inhalation through his mouth and jaw drop get more pronounced.  Given that they know these are their tells, they might try to control them.  Other tells are harder to control:  the dry mouth, red patches on the neck and face, sweat.  Apparently bets are being placed on who will be the first to break into a sweat.

And we’ll listen out for what they say.  They’ll no doubt try to stay on message, and say it and say it again.  We also expect a fair amount of attacking and the newly fashionable agreeing.  It will be interesting to hear how much of what they say is designed to appeal to our rational side as opposed to our emotional side.  Frank Luntz, American word doctor, reckons 80% of our reactions are emotional versus 20% rational.  He looks for words that can trigger emotions, the implication being that those words can change minds.

And what will we remember afterwards?  What will the nation be talking about in the morning?  The wise words we heard or the gaffes made?  Our money’s on the latter.  The wheels on the spinning machines will start turning during the show – get ready for Twitter – and will keep going in the aftermath of the debate.  Depending on how it goes, one or more of our potential bosses of Britain might be having yet another makeover before “Debate, the Sequel.”

Re: cycling

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

Rain, snow, smog, freezing fog and irate drivers are bad enough, but cycling through them to arrive at work in one piece takes a creative approach. And choosing the right bike is almost as difficult as finding the right words.

For us, this is made easier by the wheely (sorry) conducive atmosphere at Quietroom. Mark is a cycle nut, Jochem rides in most days, Jane loves the old railway track that she can use when pedalling here and Vince potters to the station via an ever longer route. This loosens his muscles sufficiently to survive the rigor-mortis of a commute which belies the hackneyed phrase: “We are pleased to inform passengers that a good service is operating on all lines”.

So, as I’ve said, the choice can be difficult. We’re constantly encouraging people to use the right words. It’s similar to finding the right bike. And depending on what sort of person you are, it can be a minefield.

Language purists who fulminate on seeing abused apostrophes are very like the mad-eyed, single-geared, adrenaline-junky cyclists, abusing plodders who slow them down. Because when they’ve achieved their optimum speed, NOBODY is going to get in their way.

In the same way that stock phrases are often hijacked for a variety of inappropriate uses, good bicycles are constantly being stolen.

You might think that one way around this problem is to use really dull language which offends nobody. But this risks leaving your audience cold or, to continue the cycling metaphor, might put people off bikes and back into their cars.

Here lies the challenge: How to express ourselves without recycling well worn phrases. How do you communicate your message without people misunderstanding or thinking you’re patronising them with jargon?

Try a different route into work. Your destination is the same, but by using other words, the way you get there will be a whole lot more interesting.